Hope the Tamil family gets a chance to stay in the country. This has been a pretty rough period for them

Thought it was a good start to my day. A man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager.

Last year, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm was only only 20 then. #wrongperson

The #seductive way that your name Feels as it rolls off of my tongue It is both new and foreign to me But familiar like an ancient language My soul innately understands Your caress awoken something in me As my entire being responds to it The building anticipation undeniable Ours is a #lust born of a single touch Like our #bodies recognized each other Desire burns like a fire in your eyes

You've never met Singaporeans have you. They can complain on everything including the placement of a bin.

Events in our lives can often change us in ways we never expect. In my case I certainly felt different as a young boy. I possessed very real, mysterious, unexplainable, emotions that I can describe only as feminine needs , in spite of being athletic and quite normal in appearance. These internal feline longings and desires were intense and drew me to all kinds of feminine things.

Women! Yesterday my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and then going to her place, not only did she not want sex, she also wanted me to leave and told me she never wanted to see me again.

According to some study Australians the biggest bunch of whingers in the world. And a quick look at some of the threads online confirms this. We do complain about a lot about things like #customerservice.

I'm usually quite understanding and patient. I don't normally complain. In my opinion everything usually turns out quite satisfactory in the end. So please tell me, what's so good about complaining? Also please feel free to complain about my complaint on why we need to complain in here.

I am against whinging or being picky about fast food joints. Its FAST FOOD! Not 5 STAR lol. Or in restaurants about cutlery not being straight or plates not being warm. That too far. I am very empathetic and can usually understand why things don't always go as they should.

God! The infamous telemarketer has plagued me with cold calls and scripted questions for long enough, and I’ve done some research to find out exactly how we can keep them at bay and I'm going to give them hell.

I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture.

It’s a situation we’ve all found ourselves in before. You’re on a crowded train going home from work, or browsing the supermarket aisle, or juggling the shopping as you wrench open the front door. Suddenly, your phone rings. It’s an unknown caller but you immediately imagine the worst or most urgent message this stranger might have for you. It could be your boss calling to fire you, there could be a family emergency, or your bank could be calling because you missed your credit card payment … again. So you answer the call. “Hello, I’d like to ask whether you’re happy with your current insurance provider,” the mystery caller says.

i believe it has to do with a social shift toward instant gratification and higher/unrealistic expectations due to mass media and advertising.

Finally I can let this out anonymously, Iast week I was going to have sex for the first time, but when my girlfriend and I got naked, I couldn't get it up. I eventually got hard but it involved me thinking about the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend's brother naked. I think I may be gay, yup!

good thing kids who recently went to china have been asked to stay away from school. i mentioned this virus a few months ago and i was called all sorts of names.